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Originally Posted by gimme6
I see Tesco are stocking them, apperently there are regional variations to their colours and accents.The biggest problem is they are 7 feet tall and need to be milked 7 times a day. You can sign a wonka contract and willy will send a umpa lumpa by first class post to milk it, but he gets the milk at a reduced rate
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That's right I've seen them in Th'Asda in Bolton, those ones are 6'11'' and a greyish shade of pink with greyish blue spots on their grey drab skin, also they don't cluck like normal pink featherless spotted chickens either, they T'cluck and have to be milked 3 times every quarter hour. The Umpa Lumpa on the other hand is sent on UPS next day delivery (one of the reasons why I didn't buy one as I'm out at work and could not sign for him  ) and has been fed black puddings from a small ump (as they're known when very young). This saves a fortune in chocolate in the long run. |
that was me ya daft fooker in me sunday best :muhaha: |
I did think that at first, but then remembered you're 6' 10''.
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